Another embarrassing story told through audio!
I told Anna what my friends said about this, and she said, “Oh yeah, I’ve thought a lot about this, and I decided that if you were a murderer, you’d be the type to like, leave clues behind.”
I said, “Hold up, you’ve ‘thought a lot about this’?”
“Well, yeah,” she said. “I think of what ‘Bad Mara’ would be like.”
“So… do you also think of what you’d be like as a murderer?” I asked.
“I wouldn’t be a murderer!” She said, as if I were the stupidest person alive. “I’d be a con artist!”
I have my doubts about that. I think she’s more likely to start running a really boring cult. Probably completely unintentionally.
Fake BBC Show Title of the Week: The Blood Pudding Murders (yeah, I know it’s a totally innocuous food, but it still sounds sinister.)
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