Steven's Last Night in Town

“He's charmed everyone here,
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets…

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
'Cause everyone knows now,
That every night now will be Steven's
Last night in town”

-Ben Folds Five, Steven’s Last Night in Town

His name wasn’t actually St…