The Most Embarrassing Thing I've Done In A While

Bad things happen when I dance. At least once a week I wish I were better at it. If I were, I’d get more exercise, finally feel qualified to be in a Fosse musical, and stop embarrassing myself so much. As it stands, the only places I dance are at weddings, and in dark, forgiving places with very forgiving friends.

Lately some very forgiving friends and …