Things I Yelled At The Screen While Watching Chernobyl

  • No masks? No gloves?

  • WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS AND GLOVES?

  • Don’t touch that!

  • Yes! Iodine!

  • GET OFF THE BRIDGE!

  • CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOWS!

  • Hey, they got the birthmark right!

  • Finally! Iodine!

  • Goddammit, Gorby!

  • That’s Stellan Skarsgard.

  • Is that Stellan Skarsgard?

  • That’s Stellan Skarsgard!

  • Who the hell do you think you are, the Secretary General? BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT

  • Everyone’…

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