Words and Phrases I Was Terrified to Use As …

Easy Hard Long Dork (It does not mean “a whale’s penis.” Why did we all think it did?) Dictionary (In first grade I got teased mercilessly for saying it too slowly) Pencil (I also got teased mercilessly for saying I loved my Keroppi pencil. This was doubly upsetting to me, because everyone knows Keroppi is in a monogamous relationship with his girlfriend

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